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I hate money. Actually, no, I hate not having enough money to live the lifestyle I feel I'm due. Growing up in American culture, we have goods and services paraded in front of us, each promising a happier and healthier lifestyle. We buy into the hype and live beyond our means. That's one of my resolutions, steal more, spend less, get ahead by any means possible.

I seriously need to start charging for sex. We're talkin' goods and services, people!