THE FUNNY ONE

My brother Ben, ladies and gentlemen. Every single person who knows him has a crush on him. Little shit. Boys, girls, young and old. Everybody.
This is a cheap ploy to get him to read my blog.

When he was little, he quickly figured out the two questions that were expected of him at that stage in his development. Whenever an adult approached him and began ask a question, he immediately cut them off and declared in toddler-speak, "Ben Hoter. Two."

I have two other brothers, Rob [The Nice one] and Matt [The Smart One]. They are both cool on thier own accord. They needn't be published.